Beat em up

Pendulumeca Pendulumeca Plays: 5044
  • Currently 3.23/10

Rating: 3.2/10 (13 votes cast)

A grappling hook is all that keeps you safe from a world of spikes below. Can you guide your bot to safety and swing to the finish?

Police Bike 1 Police Bike 1 Plays: 3949
  • Currently 3.57/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (14 votes cast)

You don't mess with bike cops. Ram those dirty hippies back to the boondocks and make Cartman proud.

Taxi Driver Instructor Taxi Driver Instructor Plays: 3872
  • Currently 3.62/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (13 votes cast)

First you learn to drive, then you learn to pick up fares. Avoid the sidewalks and bushes, or it's cartoon-land crash screen for you!

Stunt Pilot Stunt Pilot Plays: 4944
  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (12 votes cast)

The training wheels come off, bubby. Fly the loops to earn your next level! Instructions: Up arrow to go up Down arrow to go down Spacebar for colored smoke!

Monster Truck Curfew Monster Truck Curfew Plays: 4088
  • Currently 2.73/10

Rating: 2.7/10 (11 votes cast)

You've had enough of your sugar daddy, and you need to get home before your curfew. How many cars can you squash before you get home?

Bullet Time Fighting Bullet Time Fighting Plays: 3597
  • Currently 3.58/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (12 votes cast)

You are the one. Whoa. Take on your kung fu enemies on the rooftop and drift through memories of The Matrix.

Wedgie Toss 2 Wedgie Toss 2 Plays: 7086
  • Currently 5.11/10

Rating: 5.1/10 (19 votes cast)

Underwear: the most accident-prone of all our clothing. Spread some wedgie love and send Johnny on a tight flight!

Remote Control Remote Control Plays: 6100
  • Currently 2.50/10

Rating: 2.5/10 (10 votes cast)

You're supposed to be doing homework - not watching lovely ladies on the telly! Can you sneak a peek without getting caught?

Light People on Fire Light People on Fire Plays: 4588
  • Currently 2.77/10

Rating: 2.8/10 (13 votes cast)

Share your flame with as many people as possible! They love it! If it looks like rain just turn into a tree... Then: MORE FIRE!!

Carbon Auto Theft Carbon Auto Theft Plays: 6923
  • Currently 3.50/10

Rating: 3.5/10 (10 votes cast)

Use the keypad to break the door codes to steal some smooth rides. But avoid hitting other cars, because the cops are quick to respond.

Park This Car Park This Car Plays: 6333
  • Currently 3.36/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (11 votes cast)

Park your car? Sure I'll park your car, you pompous Jerk! I'll park it right into that sports car, and then park it back into this here shiny new SUV! You rich show-offs make me want to crash stuff!! Instructions: Arrow keys to move Space + Arrow Key - Enter Car Space - Exit Car

Machete Chamber Machete Chamber Plays: 4167
  • Currently 3.36/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (11 votes cast)

Willing to suffer for prizes? Dodge falling blades while answering simple questions. Win awesome prizes; shed ugly body fat!