Beat em up

A grappling hook is all that keeps you safe from a world of spikes below. Can you guide your bot to safety and swing to the finish?

You don't mess with bike cops. Ram those dirty hippies back to the boondocks and make Cartman proud.

First you learn to drive, then you learn to pick up fares. Avoid the sidewalks and bushes, or it's cartoon-land crash screen for you!

The training wheels come off, bubby. Fly the loops to earn your next level! Instructions: Up arrow to go up Down arrow to go down Spacebar for colored smoke!

You've had enough of your sugar daddy, and you need to get home before your curfew. How many cars can you squash before you get home?

You are the one. Whoa. Take on your kung fu enemies on the rooftop and drift through memories of The Matrix.

Underwear: the most accident-prone of all our clothing. Spread some wedgie love and send Johnny on a tight flight!

You're supposed to be doing homework - not watching lovely ladies on the telly! Can you sneak a peek without getting caught?

Share your flame with as many people as possible! They love it! If it looks like rain just turn into a tree... Then: MORE FIRE!!

Use the keypad to break the door codes to steal some smooth rides. But avoid hitting other cars, because the cops are quick to respond.

Park your car? Sure I'll park your car, you pompous Jerk! I'll park it right into that sports car, and then park it back into this here shiny new SUV! You rich show-offs make me want to crash stuff!! Instructions: Arrow keys to move Space + Arrow Key - Enter Car Space - Exit Car

Willing to suffer for prizes? Dodge falling blades while answering simple questions. Win awesome prizes; shed ugly body fat!